My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

daeneryes:

• The L’Oreal brothers
• Male Katniss
• The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
• Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
• Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
• The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
• Robin
• HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
• The Angry Pirate

(via thelovedbird)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via gotchibi)

• My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.

disord-r:

how much cock could a cockblock block if a cockblock could block cock

(via himapapa)